Bebe's Tale

The real "Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" from 2010 "South Park," the puking novel.

Scrotie.biz for the complete rundown on how this novel inspired the classic "South Park" episode, and then "Barry." I knew I was never going to sue "South Park," but I had their email. This opened up an unprecedented opportunity to mentally torture celebrities, which bore unprecedented fruit when it turned out I made SNL-alum and "South Park" writer Bill Hader insane with guilt, that he'd need to deal with, 10 years later.

"I get a lot of emails which I pass onto my assistant for polite declines, but in this case I thought I’d read the first few lines; that took me through the first few paragraphs; then I missed some deadlines because I couldn’t stop reading. Your writing is phenomenal. It is talented and brave. It has the unfettered courage of Joyce and the love of words of [Gerard Manley] Hopkins."—David Eagleman, Stanford Neuroscientist, he's on PBS, Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and author of “Sum: 40 Tales from the Afterlives.” His literary book is a little better than Jorge Luis Borges (that's not even a normal sentence.)